When the Music Community Defecates

Rap = Crap
When the music community defecates, what do you get? You're thinking, "Poop." Nope, you get a few horny black dudes (and Eminem), a drum machine, and a tape player, which results in this undesired substance called "Rap Music", or as I will refer to as musical waste. In short, rap is about as creative as the heading of this paragraph.

This post isn't super-coherent, but it felt good to get this off of my chest.

Wikipedia also refers to this type of music as, "rubbish, trash, garbage, or junk".

No One Likes Waste
Someone might think that they do actually like this musical waste, when in fact, they do not. Here is why:

This is why I'm hot.
This is why I'm hot.
This is why this why this is why I'm hot.
I'm hot because I'm fly.
You're not because you're not.
(Chorus from MIMS - This is Why I'm Hot into English from Ebonics.)

What's Left Over After The Good Is Used
This musical waste is fully lacking in creativity and originality. When a couple of rappers sit down to brain storm for a song, they probably just start throwing out ideas... like any brainstroming session: "Sex", "Rims", "Money", "Sex", "You already said 'Sex', but it's original because you said it multiple times." Their creativity is usually exhausted at that point, so they take a break after that.

A "Shout Out" to My "Home Boys"
Hey Ludacris, you've got hoes? Awesome! So do low-end pimps who make less than minimum wage. Lil Jon, why do I remember that no one messes with your click? Because I heard 18 tracks of you repeating that line over and over to me. Chamillionaire, can't keep the cops off of you? Stop trying to be a gangster, get some clothes that fit, and don't act like you have ever killed anyone.

50 Cent is Gay
I don't understand why 50 Cent is popular. I thought he was down syndrome when I first heard his musical waste. It's not like he is attractive either... he got shot in the face by a gat(9mm)! What a soldier. I have so much respect for him since I found out that he was shot several times and lived through it. He must really have a purpose for being here.

Rap: Mission Accomplished
Good work to everyone contributing to the ever-popular musical waste genre. With each "innovative" contribution (like the word "shawty"), you make the genre exponentially worse.