Toilet Paper is Obsolete

Okay, so maybe toilet paper isn't completely outdated, but it's getting there. With so many offices going "paperless", you would think we would have the technology to do the same thing in the bathroom. It's as if we skipped a step. (Even one of the most deficient offices did it - Dunder Mifflin Infinity)

Toilet paper is a third world product. Why? It rarely gets the job done. Let's face it- You can use an entire roll of toilet paper, and you're still not going to be completely clean from the nasty stuff until you take a shower.

My solution is that there should be a bidet in every bathroom. If you're unsure what a bidet is, quite plainly it is a low mounted sink that sprays your butt off after you go to the bathroom, thereby skipping the step of wiping. Not everyone can afford a bidet, but people who can afford one should go out of their way to get one. We are in America, and we are above the inferior hygiene caused by the usage of toilet paper.

Like I said earlier, maybe toilet paper isn't totally obsolete, but it should be obsolete as our main source of anal hygiene. Rather, it should be an auxiliary for after the bidet has been used.